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Sunday, 17 December 2023

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 17th December 2023

Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 17th December 2023 

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:                                              

1.      A solid family welcome is planned later when one of D-Town’s own returns home after being missing for over six years.  The boy Scott Chegg, was found wandering the streets of Trowvegas, after escaping from a hippy commune where he had been taken by his mother in an attempt to lead an alternative lifestyle.  “She wanted to live off-grid, in a place with no atmosphere, and no trappings of a modern commercial world,” the boy was heard to sob.  “But I missed the simple pleasures of D-Town with its potholes, traffic congestion and lack of a bypass.  So I escaped, and hope to be re-united with my wealthy grand-mother in time for Christmas.” 

2.    With just over a week to go to The Big Day, a charity-funded shelter for the poor has been opened.  The shelter will provide sanctuary for ordinary men with families who need to get away from the build-up to the festive time.  There will be no Christmas trees, decorations, shopping lists or meal-planners in evidence.  Instead an atmosphere of calm will be encouraged, including a bar, a TV showing Sky Sports, and other like-minded males who just want to talk about football. 

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2023

 

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