Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 3rd December 2023
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. A further diplomatic row has broken out between D-Town and Trowvegas, after the leader of the Council abruptly cancelled a meeting with the Trowvegas leader, citing the breaking of an agreement not to mention the milk bottles. The dispute centres on an incident from nearly a hundred years ago when a D-Town-based milkman, having encroached his round into Hilperton, took a number of empty milk-bottles from a doorstep, claiming that he’d been given permission to remove them. Trowvegas disputes this interpretation, and has fought for years to have the bottles returned to their proper dairy, where they would be used to fill crates with currently empty cells. The D-Town Museum, where the bottles are currently on display, refused to comment.
2. And another fascinating week has been endured at the D-Town Covid Enquiry, where evidence has been taken from various key players in the Pandemic during 2020 and 2021. The Director of Public Health at the time, quite a Witty man, blamed the Chief Scientist Sir Liberty Vallance, who in turn blamed the Chief Medical Officer Jonathan Van Driver, who in turn cast doubt on the competence of the politicians Boris “Bonkers” Johnson and The Bandwagon, “Dishy” Rishi Bagatelle and Matt Hand-on-cock.
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2023
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