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Sunday, 20 March 2016

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 20th March 2016

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 20th March 2016
                                             
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       Shock swept through the higher echelons of the Parish Council on Friday when one of the nasty blokes in the ruling Field Land-Owners’ Party (FLOP) flounced out in a fit of pique.  Another nasty bloke, who is the leader of FLOP, said he was amazed.  A former colleague, also a nasty bloke, said he was surprised but, then again, the first nasty bloke was quite difficult to work with.  Other nasty blokes in FLOP queued up alternately to denounce or to praise the nasty bloke.  However, the nasty bloke’s policies will continue.  Another nasty bloke is to be appointed to fill the vacancy created by the nasty bloke’s resignation.

2.       One of Bromham’s rowdier residents has been detained by police after several nights of violence.  Having beaten up a Scottish man and an Italian whilst out of the village a few weeks ago, he later returned home to thump an Irishman and to assault a Welshman over two different weekends. Yesterday, whilst on a day trip, he fought with an innocent Frenchman.  Once he has sobered up, he is to be charged with committing a “grand slam”.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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