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Saturday, 5 March 2016

How To Write Real Good English

How To Write Real Good English

1.       Always avoid all alliteration.
2.       Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3.       Avoid clichés like the plague.  They’re old hat.
4.       Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
5.       Be more or less specific.
6.       Writers should never generalise.
7.       Don’t be redundant. Don’t use more words than necessary – it’s highly superfluous.
8.       Who needs rhetorical questions?
9.       Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
10.   Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
11.   Eschew obfuscation and don’t indulge in sesquipedalian lexicological constructions.
12.   Never begin a sentence with the word “never”.
13.   And never start a sentence with the word “and”.
14.   It’s not a good idea to casually split an infinitive.


Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2016

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