Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 19th August 2018
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. Memorial
services will be held next week for the many local snowflakes who were slightly
offended when one of their Facebook pages collapsed, losing many selfies and
comments, and injuring many feelings.
There has been a call for a public enquiry into this major tragedy that
has affected the town so badly. It has
been suggested that the page was not strong enough because of the way it had
been constructed by the Web Mafia Group, but no-one is about to publicly say
so.
2. And a man has been
charged with terrorist offences after deliberately driving his car at high
speed through the Market Place, before failing to stop at a zebra crossing, and
crashing into the one remaining bollard outside the Town Hall. His main crime, according to police, was his
utter failure to actually take out any local councillors, leaving every one of
them still alive and uninjured.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018
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