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Saturday, 7 November 2020

Maybe

Maybe

Maybe the world is going to Hell in a Handcart

Perhaps we’re all in terminal decline

So it’s just possible that the nearby duck-pond

Has turned into a vast lake of fire and burning brimstone

Choking the sky with billowing black smoke

 

Maybe wasps have recanted on their evil stinging ways

And are now running rehabilitation schemes for other insects and flies

 

Maybe burglars are overcome with remorse

And are now busily returning many items of value

Before swearing to go straight for the rest of their lives

 

Maybe the vandals are scrubbing off their own graffiti

Ashamed of the mess and desecration they’ve caused

And planting Spring bulbs by way of apology

 

Maybe the travelling circus has rolled back into town

And is offering free seats to everyone that wants one

Perhaps they’re setting all the animals free

Giving away popcorn and hotdogs

And admitting that clowns are no longer so funny

 

Maybe the shops are tired of charging their customers money

To buy their over-priced slave-labour tat

Sacking all of their security guards

And are inviting in the shoplifters

To take what they’d fancy for free

 

Maybe the borders are being thrown wide open

With free boats and lilos for those attempting a Channel crossing

To be greeted on the English beaches

With a hot cup of tea and a bun if they don’t drown

And a bus to their destination of choice

 

Maybe Trump is welcoming the Mexicans and Hispanics

And tearing down his wall that’s only half-built

Opening his arms to the tired and weary

Telling the truth and not repeating himself

 

Maybe the polar ice-caps are melting

Making polar bears homeless

Sending icebergs into the oceans

And tsunamis of freezing melt-water into the world

 

Maybe Big Brother’s watching every move that we make

With cameras mounted on poles in the streets

Maybe there are robots walking amongst us

 

Maybe Fiona Bruce has become the new pope

With married young ladies as her cardinals

Maybe the Catholic church will begin to welcome agnostics

And Satanism will no longer be a cardinal sin

 

Maybe you can download different shapes of pasta from the Internet

 

Maybe all of these will come true

But I wouldn’t hold your breath

 

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2020

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