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Sunday, 9 December 2012

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 9th December 2012

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – 9th December 2012

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·      Amazement and shock raged throughout the village this week as it was discovered that a married woman of child-bearing age was pregnant.  This added to the earlier astonishing news that bear-faeces had been found in the woods, and that the Pope is reputed to have become a Roman Catholic.

·      In his Autumn statement, the Treasurer of Bromham Parish Council, announced that the village is still over-drawn by over £7 at the local branch of Bromham Bank, and that therefore austerity measures must continue for an extra three months.  He was speaking at the annual dinner of the Parish Council, where councillors feasted upon foie gras, lobster salad, caviar and chocolate pudding, washed down with a selection of fine wines and champagne.

·      In a statement yesterday, Mr. Patrick Piglet of Piglet Industries of Bromham, revealed that he is in discussions with Bromham Shop as to how much of his newspaper bill he is going to pay next year.

·       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2012

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