Here is
our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
· Leader
of the Field Land-Owners’ Party (FLOP) Dave Wentwrong, made his long-awaited
and much delayed speech on Bromham’s future in Wiltshire. He spoke at length of the benefits of being
In, the disadvantages of being Out, and even had a short passage concerned with
Shaking It All About. Wiltshire leaders
in the rotten borough of Trowbridge branded the speech an “Okey Cokey” approach
to Wiltshire Union. One spokesman added “and
that’s what it’s all about.”
·
People
across the village struggled to cope this week with large amounts of weather. After the unexpected weather on Tuesday, more
weather set in on Tuesday and Wednesday.
Farmers were left scratching their hands about how best to cope with the
weather. “I’ve never seen so much weather,
especially in January,” confided one local land-owner. “It’s all down to Global Warming, isn’t it?
So much weather – it’s not natural.”
·
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2013
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