Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 2nd June 2019
Here is our weekly
round-up of events from D-Town:
1.
The race to become the next leader of D-Town has heated
up over the last week, with 96 potential candidates now having thrown their hat
into the ring. Council workmen are now
battling to clear away all the hats before they become a public health
hazard. The latest contenders are the
caretaker at the Town Hall (whose slogan is “I can’t do any worse than the rest
of this shower”) and the janitor’s cat (whose slogan is “meow”).
2.
And opinion is divided in The Vize between those who
want to welcome the civic visit of Mr Fat Rump (from the Wiltshire Evil
Empire), and those who wish to protest against it. Permission has been given for protests to go
ahead, including the flying of a large blimp in the shape of a Coke and
hamburger, and will be guarded by up to three police officers. Pubs in the town will have extended opening
hours to cater for the crowds, including both protesters and those who,
frankly, don’t give a monkeys. Any
excuse really.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2019
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