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Sunday, 9 August 2020

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 9th August 2020


Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 9th August 2020

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
                                              
1.      Citizens in D-Town have been left wandering the streets in a dishevelled and homeless condition after a massive explosion in the Gents’ toilets at the rear of the Neverspoons pub in Long Street.  It is thought that the long pub close-down of licensed premises during the Covid-19 Lockdown led to a build-up of noxious and explosive gas.  This was then ignited by one of The Brainless choosing to ignore the non-smoking rules of the establishment and lighting up a spliff of the famous Wiltshire Golden Brown.  Almost £27-worth of damage was done.

2.      And the first week of Dishy Rishi’s discount deals (“Eat Out & Get Fat”) proved to be a hit with the various eateries in the town, with some reporting an increase of customers from one to two on both Monday and Tuesday.  Only “Two For The Price Of One” deals caused confusion, with one establishment offering “Two Meals For The Price Of A Half”.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2020


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