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Sunday, 23 August 2020

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 23rd August 2020

 Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 23rd August 2020

 

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:

                                              

1.      Citizens of D-Town are becoming increasingly confused regarding the rules on travel and the need for quarantine.  Travellers from Trowvegas must self-isolate, but only if they arrive on the 49 bus.  The Sham was on the list, but now isn’t, but might be again next week.  Potterne has not yet been on the list but is on the watch-list to be on the main list.  Urchfont wasn’t on the list but now is, except on Thursdays.  Visitors from Poulshot need only isolate if there is a “y” in the day.  And bears in the woods have been requested to remain self-isolated for the foreseeable future.

 

2.      With only a week or two to go before D-Town schools re-open after the Covid outbreak, there have been expressions of fear, worries about social distancing & the wearing of masks, concerns about the resumption of bullying & anti-social behaviour, expectations of punishment beatings, and a general desire to simply not go back at all.  And that’s just the teachers.  Parents are terrified that there will be a Covid outbreak and that they will again have to look after their little horrors.  Pupils, on the other hand, are extremely keen to get back in order to resume their power struggles, victim-shaming and drug-dealing activities.

 

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