My Headstone

 

My Headstone

I want to get my two penny-worth in before some other bastard decides what to write!

 

RIP ANDY FAWTHROP

 

Here lies Andy Fawthrop

Please inform his next-of-kin

He wasn’t up to much in life

But his mortal bones lie herein

 

Whilst he lived, he made mistakes

Went from blunder to blunder

But now his mortal course is run

And he’s lying six feet under

 

He was an avid organ donor

Of his eyes and kidneys now bereft

Gave his heart, his lungs and liver

So we could only bury what was left

 

 

3/3/1955 - ?

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2021