Red Squirrels Drive Slowly
Red Squirrels Drive Slowly
Said the notice at the side of the road
But I feel it’s completely obvious
Why they can’t follow the Highway Code
If you give the slightest thought to it
It’s hardly a very big deal
After all - their hands are so tiny
I’m amazed they can even get hold of the wheel
Nor is their failure to get up much of a speed
Hardly going to win any medals
Clearly their legs are far too short
So they can’t stretch as far as the pedals
No comments:
Post a Comment