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Tuesday, 13 November 2012

Bloomers At The BBC

Oh Auntie!

They say a week’s a short time in politics;
In broadcasting I suppose it’s the same.
Fifty-four days - seemed like a phase,
Poor bloke had hardly got into the game! 

But Humphrys doesn’t muck about much,
And he went straight for the chap’s gristle.
Fifty four days - and still in a haze!
Now it’s good-bye to old Entwistle! 

For George seemed completely bewildered,
In the interview he just couldn’t mix it.
Fifty-four days – caught in the maze!
Still trying to explain how Jim’ll Fix It! 

Now he’s “spending more time with his family” –
Left with a year’s salary – what a wheeze!
Fifty-four days – My God but it pays!
When the staff are all left with a pay-freeze. 

Yes, Auntie’s been caught with her bloomers down,
Despite being funded by the tax-man.
Fifty-four days – looks like a craze,
Let’s hope they don’t hand the job over to Paxman! 

Dimbleby says “are there Any Questions?”
That we, the viewers, might like to ask?
Fifty-four days – that we will raise,
As we take the BBC roundly to task. 

But are there to be Any Answers?
It’s more puzzling than old Doctor Who.
Fifty-four days – was he in space?
I’m Sorry, I Haven’t A Clue. 

But Just A Minute! I hear you all cry -
Wasn’t the guy just a bit of a louse?
Fifty-four days – how many ways
Are there to make cock-ups in Broadcasting House? 

It’s time to wonder “Are You Being Served?”
With editorial control in Newsnight?
Fifty-four days – fix on your gaze –
How the Beeb’s fallen from a great height. 

Well - that’s it this week for Strictly Come Chancing,
And for the taking of unwarranted risks.
Fifty-four days – before he’ll laze
As the next guest on Desert Island Discs!


Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2012

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