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Sunday, 11 November 2012

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 11th November 2012

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – 11th  November 2012

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·       The Chief Executive of Bromham Broadcasting Corporation (BBC), George Wetmywhistle, resigned from his role last night with immediate effect. He claimed that, in an interview the previous day on Carrot FM, John Humpty-Dumpty had made him look like a complete idiot, a bungling fool, and to have had no idea what was going on.  He felt it was unfair for him to be expected to know what was being broadcast when he was already down at the Wounded Ferret getting bladdered with other key BBC executives.

·       And in a narrow contest, which went all the way to the barbed wire across the top of Farmer Piglet’s gate in his North field, Barack Piglet finally won the Presidency of Bromham Parish Council for another four years.  Mitt Piglet, the defeated candidate, is thought to be considering his future in politics.  This is thought to have been the most expensive contest in history, with more than seven rounds of drinks having been bought in the Wounded Ferret in the past two weeks.

·       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2012

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