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Sunday, 25 November 2012

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 25th November 2012

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – 25th November 2012

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·       After several rounds of extensive shuttle diplomacy, a formal cease-fire has been declared in the Bromham – Seend conflict.  For over twenty-four hours now, no further rockets have been launched from the Seend enclave into Southern Bromham.  In turn Bromham has ceased its drone flights over the area, but has kept its missile defence system (Operation Carrotclad) in place in case of any future incursions.  The border along the banks of the K&A canal has remained quiet.

·       Great debate continues this week in anticipation of the publication of the Levergate Report into parsnip regulation.  The parsnip-growers have launched a barrage of advertisements in the Parish Magazine pleading for a continuation of the current system of parsnip self-regulation, but there is widespread agreement among the non parsnip-growers that a system of vegetable rules now needs to be brought in.

·       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2012

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