Here is
our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·
The
entire village of Bromham has been arrested by the police in connection with
their ongoing “Operation Total Panic” regarding stories of child abuse, incest
and in-breeding during the 1950s and 1960s.
There was a queue of solicitors over two miles long waiting to make
statements to the (largely uninterested) press group of three reporters, as
their clients were released on bail.
· Twenty-seven
members of the Bromham Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) have stepped aside into
different roles, to make room for new colleagues who are either taking part in
enquiries into previous editorial decisions, or else making programmes about
editorial control, or making documentaries into the nature of programmes which
look into enquiries about the lack of editorial control over programmes about
editorial control.
· As
part of Bromham’s Twinning Programme, a cricket XI is playing an exhibition
game against twin-town Bromhamerabad in Southern India. The host side scored 2256 for 7 declared in
their first innings. In reply the plucky
Bromham tourists were struggling against the Indian spin attack at 27 for 8,
still requiring 2029 runs to avoid the follow-on.
·
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2012
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