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Sunday, 4 November 2012

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 4th November 2012

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – 14th November 2012

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

·      The campaign for the Presidency of the Bromham Parish Council will reach its climax this week, with voters right across the village expected to produce a very close finish between the two candidates.  The two hopefuls, the sitting President Barack O’Piglet, and his Challenger, Mitt Piglet, in the last week of campaigning, spent the week criss-crossing the borough in their tractors, shouting at each other, and trying to attract the swing voters.

·       Police raided a house in the village this week and arrested a man by the name of Freddie Piglet, as part of their investigation into humour abuse.  Mr Piglet was arrested on charges of, on at least one occasion in the 1970s, having been a comedian.

·       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2012

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