Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 29th March 2020
Here is our weekly
round-up of events from D-Town:
1. No-one
knows what has happened in D-Town this week because no-one has dared to go
outside. Lonely faces have been spotted
staring out of windows, wondering what the hell is going on. Traffic-lights have been changing through
their sequences despite their being no cars to speed through on red. The weekly ritual of watching the
bacon-slicer in action in the window of the local butcher has been abandoned,
because there is no-one to wind the handle.
2. The
first of a series of council-sponsored rescue buses have left Swindon and
Trowbridge to bring citizens home to The Vize.
People arriving in the Market Place after a nearly 40-minute journey
looked frightened and exhausted. They will
now be required to self-isolate for 14 days, and will be monitored by a team
from the local hospital.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2020
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