Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 21st February 2021
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. Spontaneous applause broke out in D-Town Mission Control when the reconnaissance probe Sneaky Intruder made successful landfall in Trowvegas after a journey of nearly 25 minutes. Pictures and sound signals, taking almost a second to pass through the void of distance, were soon received, revealing a barren, devastated landscape. As long suspected, Trowvegas is proving to be a place with absolutely no atmosphere.
2.
And a row has broken out between
the man with his wife in the Big House at one end of time, with the man’s
brother and his wife in the Other Big House at the other end of town. One brother apparently wants to give up his
family duties, but to carry on receiving his family allowance. This has upset the other brother, and the
mother of the two brothers, who lives in an even Bigger House in the middle of
town. She is said to be “quite cross”
about the situation, especially as her centenarian Greek husband is still being
held captive in D-Town’s Cottage hospital.
All three families begged for privacy at this very sensitive time,
announced at a global press conference.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2021
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