On finding that the toilet is leaking:
So sorry to hear your terrible
news:
It’s never fun to have a
leaking loo.
You’ll just have to hold it
for a bit,
Before you’re able to pass
number two
On being caught shoplifting:
Well you’ve really gone and
done it now!
Whatever were you thinking?
Being caught red-handed like
that -
I suppose you must have been
drinking?
And now you’ll be up before
the beak,
To answer for what it was you
did,
But if you’ve got any of that
whiskey left,
I’ll take it off your hands
for twenty quid.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2021
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