On being old & getting your first tattoo:
So
you’ve finally taken the plunge -
It
was something you just had to do.
You’re
finally getting down with the kids,
And getting your very first tattoo.
It’s
a step that’s irrevocable,
So
do your research careful and well -
There’s
nothing worse than an ink artist,
Who
hasn’t got the faintest how to spell!
On starting to go to the gym again:
Well
done! And good for you!
You’ve
finally gone back to the gym!
A
few more weeks of exercise,
And
your body will be so lithe and trim.
But
be careful when on the treadmill -
Concentrate
and don’t be a failure -
Getting
tangled up in your lycra shorts,
Can
play havoc with your genitalia!
On your visit to a nudist beach:
Glad
to hear you’re letting it all hang out!
It’s
the most naked you’ve ever been -
Just
remember to watch those tender parts –
It’s
the obvious place to keep your sun-screen.
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