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Saturday, 6 February 2021

Some More Greetings Cards

On being old & getting your first tattoo: 

So you’ve finally taken the plunge -

It was something you just had to do.

You’re finally getting down with the kids,

And getting your very first tattoo.

 

It’s a step that’s irrevocable,

So do your research careful and well -

There’s nothing worse than an ink artist,

Who hasn’t got the faintest how to spell!

 

On starting to go to the gym again: 

Well done!  And good for you!

You’ve finally gone back to the gym!

A few more weeks of exercise,

And your body will be so lithe and trim.

 

But be careful when on the treadmill -

Concentrate and don’t be a failure -

Getting tangled up in your lycra shorts,

Can play havoc with your genitalia!

 

On your visit to a nudist beach: 

Glad to hear you’re letting it all hang out!

It’s the most naked you’ve ever been -

Just remember to watch those tender parts –

It’s the obvious place to keep your sun-screen.

 

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2021

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