Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 25th August 2013
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
The terrible civil war in Seend continues, with
residents of Bromham looking nervously over the border. Debates continue as to whether to arm the
carrot-picking rebels, as they fight to oust the parsnip-wielding majority. No-one is sure whether the ruling elite have
yet crossed the line of baler twine in the South Field. Debates were held in Bromham Parish Council,
but they failed to produce any binding resolutions.
2.
Ted
Willeybanned, Leader of the Carrot-Rooters Action Party (CRAP) has been encouraged
to spell out his policies more clearly, and to “shout louder” in local
politics. Mr Willeybanned questioned the
logic of doing this, but members of his party assured him that it was the only
way to get served on a Friday night in the back bar of The Wounded Ferret.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2013
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