Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 13th July 2014
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
Bromham struck back across the Seend border
yesterday, by sending in ground forces to arrest senior Seend Separatist
leaders in reprisal for continued cabbage incursions. A number of Bromham residents have had to
take shelter against incoming carrot attacks over the past week, and armed
forces remain on high military alert.
Sources in Trowbridge say that all attempts at mediation have so far
failed, and have appealed for restraint on both sides.
2.
In a historic vote in the Parish Council today,
a narrow majority voted in favour of allowing women to buy their own drinks in
the snug bar of The Wounded Ferret for the first time. Pub leaders fear that
the contentious vote could lead a permanent split in the pub’s clientele.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2014
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