Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 31st May 2015
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Scandal
has rocked the North West Wiltshire Football Combination (Germolene League)
this week as several officials involved in administering the game were found to
have attended matches, some of them in rival South Wiltshire, and to have therefore
developed their own opinions on the offside rule. Despite wide-scale accusations of nepotism
and intrigue, the embattled president of NWWFC (GL), Sepp Piglet, denied that
he had had anything to do with the appointment of his brother, his brother-in-law,
two of his sons, and two nephews to the governing board of the Federation of
Independent Football Associations (FIFA).
2. The
leader of the Parish Council, and of the ruling Field Land-Owners’ Party
(FLOP), Dave Wentwrong, has been engaged in an intensive round of shuttle
diplomacy across the whole of Wiltshire this week in an attempt to negotiate
concessions for Bromham. So far this
week he has criss-crossed the county, meeting leaders of the other Wiltshire
towns, eaten several free dinners, attended several photo opportunities, and
clocking up several hundred chauffeur-driven miles. Some people, however, have pointed out that
he might be just lost.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2015
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