Audrey’s New Man
Apparently, Audrey’s got a new man:
She met him via internet dating.
For she’s been far too long on her own,
And it’s time that she got back into mating.
On good authority he’s a nice bloke,
Quite chatty and easily amused,
Only one previous relationship,
Almost new, because he’s hardly been used.
So - not much renovation to be done,
And little reconstruction needed.
He’s almost ready to be moved in with,
And there are no warnings to be heeded.
Yes, Audrey’s very pleased with her new man:
I hope that this time she’s going to be happy.
She’s a bit of a man-eater to be honest -
No-one knows what became of her last chappy!
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