Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 15th April 2018
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. Fear and
loathing broke out in the streets of D-Town as citizens discovered that the head
of the Town Council had launched a pre-emptive strike against Trowvegas without
a vote in the Council chamber. A fleet
of 72 and X72 express buses was launched from a secret location near the Market
Place in the early hours of Friday morning, striking bus stops in a wide range
of pre-ordered locations. The raid was
in retaliation to the County town’s lack of use of chemical cleaners on the 49
route, which had turned up filthy one day last week. People are nervous, fearing the outbreak of a
new round of the Faresaver wars on the 1980s.
2. Meanwhile The Vize has been celebrating after
scraping a bronze medal in some sport that no-one quite recognises in the
CommWilts Games, held on the beautiful Green Coast of Warminster. In what was described as a “purely technical
error”, several teams in the Ladies Nurdwangling finals were disqualified for a
range of drug offences, automatically promoting the town’s team from its usual
11th position to its unexpected place on the podium.
3. For details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t
forget to listen to local radio station D-Town F-Off.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018
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