Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 6th February 2022
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. The Home Decorating & Paints division of the Town Council have produced a new whitewash paint colour dubbed Sue Grey. It is deemed to be a revolutionary new product, in that in early trials it has been proved to cover up all slips, scratches, lies, smears and dirty marks. Applied liberally, it can block out all previous shades of doubt, colours of opinion and applications of truth & probity.
2. Today the Mayoress celebrates a record seventy days in office, and tributes have almost begun to flow in. To mark this outstanding achievement, the longest any mayor has ever managed to cling onto office, she has graciously let it be known that, when the time finally comes, she wants her successor to be known by the title of That Grasping Bastard. The occasion will be marked by a session of floodlit horse massage tonight in Hillworth Park (inside the Town Hall if wet).
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2022
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