Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 7th January 2024
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. The festive season and Twelfth Night having been successfully negotiated, D-Town supermarkets are gearing themselves up for Valentine’s Day, Easter, Back-To-School, Summer Holidays, Mothers’ Day, Fathers’ Day, Hallowe’en, Bonfire Night and, of course, next Christmas.
2. The Post Office scandal has spread its ugly tentacles even into D-Town’s infrastructure. Several customers have been wrongly denied entry to the fastest-moving queues, and thus missing vital appointments, and some even losing the will the will to live. Collections and deliveries have been delayed, and yet compensation has been denied to customers waiting for vital supplies, such as sex-dolls, illegal prescriptions and hard-core pornography.
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2024
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