Here is
our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·
It
has been revealed that the leader of Bromham Parish Council is not as familiar
with text-speak as he would like to believe.
He has just been informed of the true meaning of WTF, after repeatedly
ending his texts to fellow-councillors with the three-letter acronym, believing
that it stood for “Where’s The Fennel?”, believed to be a witty farming
reference to his favourite vegetable.
·
Staff
at Bromham International Airport have been reprimanded after several incidents
at security. After hearing news that the
latest bomb technology is undetectable by normal X-ray techniques, and can be
carried in a bomber’s underwear, several male security guards had been
insisting on strip-searching attractive female passengers “purely on security
grounds”.
·
Sport: on a tense last day of the season, Bromham
Casuals narrowly missed out on winning the championship of the South Wiltshire
Germolene League, but only on goal difference, after arch-rivals Trowbridge
Terriers scored two goals in injury time to win their game at Devizes Dumbells.
·
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2012
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