In the Southwark area, quite
recently. One Political Career, not very
substantial, but of great emotional value to its owner. Tagged with a “Liberal Democrat” chip on his
shoulder, and collared by the local Constabulary. Answers to the names of “Hypocrite”, “Speedy”
and “Mendacious”.
Quite friendly until recently, and
prepared to appear on radio and TV with very little encouragement, but may now
bite the hand that feeds him. May now be
slippery, elusive and fail to respond to being called. May try and dodge all responsibility
whatsoever.
Aged about 58 and in general good
health, but suffers from a lack of marital fidelity, and an inability to tell
right from wrong. Has been recently
docked, and may now finally come clean.
Has been spotted around Crown Court,
changing his pleas frequently, and in some distress.
Sometimes seen in the company of “someone
close” answering to the name of Vicky, who suffers from a long-standing marital
coercion condition.
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