Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 16th June 2013
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
Bromham
went in total lock-down this week ahead of the much-anticipated Wiltshire
County Eight (WC8) meeting, which is to be held in that big house at the edge
of the village. A police car has been
combing the High Street for any signs of concealed bombs, but so far only
litter has been found. The expected
anti-WC8 protest meetings have so far failed to materialise, although there was
a bit of argy-bargy in an argument in the back room of the Wounded Ferret on
Thursday night.
2. A man has been arrested and charged with criminal damage, after a portrait of the leader of the Parish Council, was defaced on Tuesday. The portrait, which languishes on the back wall of the butcher’s shop, was covered in pink slime when a sausage-making machine, which was being used by the accused at the time, exploded after too much “rusk” and “other flavouring agents” had been added to the mix of the latest batch of Bromham’s Best Bangers.
3. For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.
2. A man has been arrested and charged with criminal damage, after a portrait of the leader of the Parish Council, was defaced on Tuesday. The portrait, which languishes on the back wall of the butcher’s shop, was covered in pink slime when a sausage-making machine, which was being used by the accused at the time, exploded after too much “rusk” and “other flavouring agents” had been added to the mix of the latest batch of Bromham’s Best Bangers.
3. For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2013
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