Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 23rd June 2013
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
Following
an expose by the Bromham Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) of the unauthorised surveillance
activities carried out at the Grockle Central Headquarters (GCHQ), an investigation
has been demanded by Bromham Parish Council. It is suspected that the phone-box in the High
Street has been systematically bugged by agents working for the shadowy forces
of darkness. Rita Chakrapiglet, Head of
the Bromham Busybodies, has said that the suspected activities constitute a
major breach of International law, an invasion of individual privacy, as well
as a complete waste of time, since the phone-box is usually out-of-order in any
case.
2.
The
authorities in Bromham have been incensed this week by the opening of an “office”
of the Seend Separatist Movement in the independent republic of
Trowbridge. The office is claimed to be
merely for the purpose of conducting peace negotiations after the
long-drawn-out guerrilla war which has waged across this part of Wiltshire. However the Bromham Popular Front (BPF) has
counter-claimed that the office is a propaganda exercise, set up to soften the
image of this hard-line organisation.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2013
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