Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 23rd February 2014
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
Bromham residents could only wonder from afar as
they watched the unfolding drama in nearby Trowbridge, where the Chairman of
the Council was dramatically driven from office after weeks of overnight
protests by opposition forces in the main Shopping Centre. The Council Offices were dramatically deserted
last night, as the people swept in to marvel at the previously unknown costly extravagances
within. The exiled former Council leader was released from prison in the distant windswept
province of Somerset, and within hours was being borne in triumph back to Trowbridge
to re-take power.
2.
There was success for local artists in the
Bromham Rural Industrial Trials (BRIT) awards this week. The strange bloke who has been sitting on the
fence in the Upper Field, whistling tunelessly through his teeth for the past
nineteen years was rewarded with a Lifetime Wasted Award. The three old codgers who gather in the
corner of the Snug Bar of The Wounded Ferret scooped Group of The Year, and the
young lady who has started advertising her services in the phone-box on the
High Street won Best Promising Newcomer.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2014
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