Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 1st June 2014
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
Bromham ratepayers were furious this week when
it emerged that a number of different polls had been conducted by senior
politicians on Bromham’s Parish Council, each seeking to prove that their own
party would be much better off without their respective leaders at the next
Parish Council election next May. Ratepayers
were not so much angry that their money had been spent in this way, but that
the polls were a complete waste of time, since everybody already knew that the
current leaders were the square root of useless.
2.
Bromham Casuals’ close-season preparations for
the start of their next campaign were dealt a blow this week when star striker
Dwayne Mooney threatened to leave the club in the Summer over an alleged slight
that he felt he had received. ‘No-one at
the Club remembered my birthday’, he tweeted. ‘I went into the Wounded Ferret on Friday night,
expecting that one or two of the lads or the manager might buy me a birthday
drink, but the landlady (a Mrs Eileen Dover) said that no-one had been in
asking after me.’
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2014
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