Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 29th June 2014
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
The leader of Bromham Parish Council, Dave
Wentwrong, has found himself increasingly politically isolated after a
humiliating public defeat in the voting round in Trowbridge for the new leader
of the County Council. Only the leader
of some obscure little village at the edge of the known Wiltshire universe
supported Mr Wentwrong. However, even
that may have been a mistake since the man’s medical advisors were not in
attendance at the time, and he may have been simply confused. Who knows?
Who cares?
2.
After a six-year programme and training campaign
to qualify for the West Wiltshire League’s County Cup (sponsored by Vaseline),
Bromham Casuals have come up abruptly short. They lost two and drew one of
their matches at the group stage, and were thus easily eliminated from the
tournament. After discovering that the
other three teams in the group all knew how to play football properly, the
Casuals fell foul of “the Group of Death”, but were at least spared the
embarrassment of being knocked out after a penalty shoot-out.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2014
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