Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 17th April 2016
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. The
leader of the Parish Council, Dave Campervan, has taken the village by surprise
and published a summary of his Tesco Discount Card Account. However, opposition leaders are furious that
he has not disclosed the full details, leaving them to speculate about some
purchases, and to fill in some of the blanks.
The pressure is now on for all members of the Parish Council to publish
details of their card accounts, including those at IKEA, Nectar and B&Q.
2. And
in a further shock revelation this week, the vicar of St Knickerless, Ivor
Pugh, has revealed that the man whom he has been calling his father for the
past forty years is not in fact his biological parent. In an emotional statement Pugh divulged that
his mother had been having an affair with the church-warden, a Mr Hugh Jarse,
right up until the day she was married.
However the reverend minister said he was relieved to have gone through
life as Ivor Pugh, rather than Ivor Hugh Jarse.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2016
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