What Did 2016 Ever
Do For Us??
Well, it was another quiet
twelve months -
Nothing very much to speak
of in twenty-sixteen.
I can’t think of very much
of note:
In fact there was precious
little to be seen.
OK – we lost a few things
we wish we hadn’t,
Like common sense out on
the American stump,
But you can’t trust the
yanks to do anything right:
Which is how they ended up
with that idiot Trump.
OK – there was a bit of a
constitutional debate:
Where
the Great British public behaved as ifit were dumb,
Resulting in a narrow decision
for Brexit,
After the vote in the EU
Never-endum.
OK – we managed third in
the Olympics table
But, after bombing another
World Cup,
And a whitewash Test
Series in India,
I think we should just
decide to give up.
But then Leicester Foxes
won the Premiership -
Something the pundits said
was an outside bet
And they beat those
wallies from Chelsea & Manchester,
How much better could
football things get?
Well, not being England
manager – obviously,
As proved by “One-game”
Sam Allardyce,
Exposed by a sting by the
media,
Mired in corruption and
vice.
Nor being the Prime
Minister, it seems:
Cameron and Gove didn’t
seem to find things funny,
So hopped away from the
media attention,
To go and spend more time
with their money.
And look how many
musicians have left us:
The Starman & The Bird
On The Wire have quit,
The Artist Formerly known
as, the Purple One -
From Paisley…and The Quo’s
Rick Parfitt!
Keith Emerson & Greg
Lake have both gone,
So I’ll bet Carl Palmer’s
feeling a bit sore,
And it’ll take some major
imagination
To do another ELP Reunion
Tour!
Then there are those
who’ve written their last:
Umberto Eco, Barry Hines
& Carla Lane,
Arnold Wesker, Anita
Brookner & Harper Lee,
Peter Shaffer & Tony
Warren we’ll not see again.
And the Entertainers’
Bench looks a bit empty:
Corbett, and Wogan and
Rickman – all of them good,
Jimmy Young, Paul Daniels,
Gene Wilder,
Bert Kwouk, Ed “Stewpot”
Stewart & Victoria Wood.
Hilda Ogden from Corrie’s
departed,
Richard Adams in our sight
didn’t dither,
And Carrie Fisher,
Princess Leia! -
I guess The Force was no
longer with her.
Nor was Debbie Reynolds,
her mum!
Then there was Nancy
Reagan & Howard Marks
George Martin, Sylvia
Anderson & Frank Finlay,
And the year expired in a shower
of sparks!
Mrs Merton and that waiter
Manuel,
Muhammad Ali no longer
floats like a butterfly,
And Wham! – George Michael
was off!
Oh, why, oh why did they
all have to die?
To say nothing of innocent
Jo Cox,
Murdered in cold blood
whilst doing her best,
And refugees drowned
whilst crossing an ocean,
Dreadful images that put
our stomachs to the test.
The death and destruction
of Aleppo,
Thousands at BHS facing a
sacking,
The culling of thousands
of badgers,
And, it seems, no way to
stop fracking.
…But it’s not the British
way to dwell upon such things –
Not when the BBC shows
Clarkson the door,
Len Goodman’s time’s over
on Strictly,
And the Bloody Bake-Off’s
gone to channel Four.
No – we want to hear about
Boaty McBoatface,
About how Power ignores the
Popular Vote
About Revolution stalking
the land,
All over the naming of a
bloody small boat!
Or – more Earth-shattering
news yet -
How those foreign
chocolate-chomping chumps
Could bugger up
world-famous Toblerone,
By getting rid of some of
its humps!
…..so you see, it’s all been
pretty quiet,
On that subject I give you
my word,
But apart from those
occasional losses ……
Absolutely nothing
occurred!
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2016
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