Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 26th February 2017
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Vegetable
producers in Bromham were cock-a-hoop this week when it was announced that a
recent medical study has suggested that good health could be promoted by eating
up to 15 portions of carrots or swedes per day.
Villagers feel that the study backs up the claims they have been making
for years - that the secret of their collective longevity is due to the
relationship they have with cabbages, cauliflowers and other vegetables. On the other hand, that could be something
completely different.
2. Shock
and awe in the world of football this week as Bromham Casuals sacked their
enigmatic and charismatic talisman manager Benny Dogleash. After leading the team to a totally
unexpected championship of the Germolene South-West Wiltshire League A
(Southern Section) last year, this season he had seemed less sure and appeared
to have lost the confidence of the makeshift (home) dressing room. The team now hovers uncertainly only one point
above the relegation places, and the owners of the club (the bloke in the Big
House on the High Street) finally lost patience with their appointee. No strikers were injured in the making of
this statement.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2017
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