Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 14th April 2019
Here is our weekly
round-up of events from D-Town:
1.
Diplomatic relations were at full strain this week,
when police finally entered the Swindon High Commission in D-Town High Street,
at the request of embassy staff, and arrested the political activist Hugh Sless. He was dragged screaming from the building by
several burly police-people and bundled into a waiting milk float, and driven
round the corner to the town stocks where he was publicly humiliated for a
number of hours. Embassy staff
complained of Mr. Sless’s lack of personal hygiene and spoke of a number of
leaks, which they described as “wicked”.
2.
And scientists at DASA (D-Town’s Amareur Space Agency)
were cock-a-hoop on Thursday when they finally managed to produce a composite
picture of what is thought to be the largest black hole in West Wiltshire,
using a combination of powerful telescopes and drone technology. The image, which is purported to show an area
so dense that nothing can escape from it, and even light bends around it, is
thought to be part of Trowvegas.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2019
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