Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 31st October 2021
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. Diplomatic relationships with Trowvegas took another turn for the worse during the week when officers of the breakaway borough impounded one of D-Town’s milk floats, claiming that it did not have the correct licences to deliver milk in the Hilperton area. However, the move has been widely seen as petty retaliation for D-Town’s decision to limit the number of through buses on the 49 route to Swine-Town. Most commentators agree, however, that the dispute is politically motivated, rather than anything to do with the merits of semi-skimmed.
2. Local water companies have been accused of pumping clean, fresh water into the sewage-infested local canal, in a move that is widely seen as incompetent. How the local brewery is expected to continue production of its flagship Stomach-churner’s Ale without ready access to its normal supply of polluted H2O from the canal is anybody’s guess. The local association of free-swimmers, who use the canal for recreational purposes, have confirmed that they are happy to continue going through the motions.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2021
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