Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 5th March 2023
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. A drag-net search, involving over 200 police officers, has been launched to try and find Matt Handoncock’s principles. They have not been seen since Covid lockdown on 2020. Police are now said to be “very concerned” that the principles may have come to serious harm after prolonged exposure to the truth, fact-checking and reality. Given the length of time since they were last seen, a very negative outcome is now anticipated.
2. And in diplomatic news, D-Town has finally signed an agreement with Wiltshire Council. The “Wiltshire Accord” agrees to do all the things that we were supposed to have agreed to do in the original Wexit deal. The apparently “oven-ready” previous deal was a rather under-cooked bird, oozing with blood and oozing its stuffing into daily life. Named after a famous 1950’s motor car, the Wiltshire Accord promises to finally nail a golden stake through the heart of the apparently un-killable, blood-sucking ghoul of independence, and “getting the job done”. Again.
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2023
No comments:
Post a Comment