Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 3rd September 2023
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. A controversial scheme to charge for polluting vehicles entering D-Town’s central area in, the Outside Your Every Zone (or OYEZ) may have to be dropped as it has been realised that so few vehicles of any kind actually enter the zone. The maze of one-way streets, constant road-works and complete inability to park anywhere has reduced the population to walking into town.
2. And D-Town’s small but highly energetic Indian population is celebrating today with the launch from our Live International Space Port (LISP) of their first probe to investigate the Sun. When asked how their scientists had planned to cope with the intense radiation and heat emitted by the star, their scientists replied that they had thought of that, and that they were carrying out the mission by night.
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2023
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