Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 31st March 2024
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. Official protests have been lodged with the Embassy of The Populist Republic of Trowvegas, after it was discovered that pirated copies of D-Town TV television programmes had been doctored to portray a different and warped view of normal practices in The Vize. Pictures of feral yoofs had been deep-faked and ;pixelated to hide their knives and bikes (which are banned in TPRT because of their decadent capitalist connotations), and portraying such individuals helping old ladies across the road, stroking cats and dogs, and behaving well in school. An enraged D-Town spokesperson said “this is a total misrepresentation. In D-Town we allow feral yoof to run free and unhindered. These faked positive images give completely the wrong impression.”
2. And D-Town’s police force will now be able to grow facial hair. The rules will be that moustaches and beards must be clipped and kept neatly, properly groomed, and not so long as to interfere will normal operational duties. The men in the force will also be allowed to do the same.
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2024
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