Here is
our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·
Amazement
and shock raged throughout the village this week as it was discovered that a
married woman of child-bearing age was pregnant. This added to the earlier astonishing news
that bear-faeces had been found in the woods, and that the Pope is reputed to
have become a Roman Catholic.
·
In
his Autumn statement, the Treasurer of Bromham Parish Council, announced that
the village is still over-drawn by over £7 at the local branch of Bromham Bank,
and that therefore austerity measures must continue for an extra three
months. He was speaking at the annual
dinner of the Parish Council, where councillors feasted upon foie gras, lobster
salad, caviar and chocolate pudding, washed down with a selection of fine wines
and champagne.
· In
a statement yesterday, Mr. Patrick Piglet of Piglet Industries of Bromham,
revealed that he is in discussions with Bromham Shop as to how much of his
newspaper bill he is going to pay next year.
·
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2012
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