Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 30th March 2014
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
The church-bells at Bromham rang out across the
parish as the first same-species weddings took place just after midnight. Several sheep-to-sheep and chicken-to-chicken
nuptials took place, with the world’s press camped out on the doorstep of the
church. Dave Wentwrong, leader of the
Parish Council sent a carefully-worded telegram from the deck of his yacht in
the Caribbean to congratulate the first few couples, and to wish them well in
those activities which, as animals, they particularly like doing.
2.
The Bromham Broadcasting Corporation (BBC)
hosted a live debate this week between Dicky Legge, leader of the Workers
Horticultural Organisation (WHO) and Wat Farrago, leader of the SELF
(Swivel-Eyed Loony Federation). The
subject of the debate was the contentious issue of Bromham’s continued
membership of the Wiltshire Alliance.
Supporters of both parties were quick to claim victory, and the debate
carried on into the saloon bar of The Wounded Ferret.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2014
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