Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 23rd November 2014
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Bromham’s
political landscape suffered an earthquake this week, with the result of the
Parish Council by-election for the Lower Field ward being announced on Friday morning. Nigel Totally-Without-Principle was
re-elected to the ward after defecting from the Field Land-Owners’ Party (FLOP)
to the Swivel-Eyed Loon Federation (SELF).
SELF’s leader, Walter Farrago, who was found propped up in the corner of
the snug bar of The Wounded Ferret, was unable to comment.
2. The
by-election was a disaster for the Carrot-Rooters’ Action Party (CRAP), when
one of their front-chair, shadow cabinet councillors was caught tweeting
snobbish pictures of the Lower Field ward.
This included snaps of broken tractors, copulating sheep and two men
wearing trousers held up with baler-twine.
CRAP’s leader, Ted Willeybrand, was found propped up in the corner of
the snug bar of The Wounded Ferret, next to Walter Farrago, and was also unable
to comment.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2014
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