Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 15th February 2015
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. The
High Street Bromham Banking Corporation (HSBBC) has been accused of major
unethical dealings by making special arrangements for its private farming
clients. In a major investigation the
Bromham Bugle has uncovered secret emails and other correspondence which shows
the bank helping farmers to evade vegetable taxes, providing agricultural workers
with undisclosed “CarrotMaster” cards, and assisting gangmasters to pay
crop-pickers with cabbages instead of cash.
2. A
queue of nearly five people formed outside the Bromham Roxy on Thursday to see
the first screening of the new erotic bonk-buster “Fifty Sheds of Grey”, an
uncompromising look at rural outbuildings.
Afterwards the audience retired to the Wounded Ferret for a celebratory
meal, featuring pink champagne, a trio of aphrodisiac starters, and steak pie
with fifty shades of gravy.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2015
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