Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 8th February 2015
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. The
Chairman of the Parish Council has been engaged in intensive shuttle diplomacy
this week to try and bring about a peaceful settlement to the armed conflict
along the Seend border, where enemy tractors have been spotted massing, with
possible intent to invade the top fields near Minty’s Top. It is thought that he will propose a
de-militarised zone (DMZ) of 500 yards either side of that little lane runs
down the valley, near the big oak tree, with the large rock at the bottom.
2. Bromham
Telecom (BT) has announced that it has agreed to buy Easington Electric (EE) in
a deal reported to be worth a disused barn and three pigs. In other moves “3” is buying “02” and
launching a new company to be called “5”, and Poundland will buy 99p stores in
order to launch a new store on Bromham High Street to be called “Just Under Two
Quid”.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2015
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