Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 22nd February 2015
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Police
in Bromham are racing against time to try and find three young school-girls who
have not been seen by their families for several days. CCTV cameras picked up the girls mounting a
bus to Melksham in the High Street on Wednesday afternoon. It is feared that, following earlier online
grooming, they may have been “recruited” by Seend jihadists, and that they will
try and make their way over the border into Seend to join the separatist
movement there.
2. And
a short length of near-red off-cut carpet has been laid outside the Bromham
Roxy for tonight’s annual show-business bash the TOSSAs (Technical On-Screen
Special Awards), where many of the stars of stage are film are extremely
unlikely to bother to attend. Extra
popcorn has been ordered by the cinema management in anticipation of a late
rush to attend a special screening of “Field Wars: The Landlord Strikes Back”.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2015
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